Sunday, August 14, 2011

Care bear jokes

There is a new care bare toy line. Here's all the new bears.

1. He's the hardest care bear to find in stores: Rare Bear
2. She's never blinks and is always watching you: Stare Bear
3. He's pink, bald and is very cold: Bare Bear
4. He only comes out on halloween: Scare Bear
5. He's always losing stuffing: Tear Bear
6. He's the judge of care bear court: Fair Bear
7. She loves bowling, but never gets a strike: Spare Bear
8. She's always sold in a two pack: Pair Bear
9. He takes a lot of risks: Dare Bear
10. He was edited out of all care bear videos: Swear Bear
11. He pilots a jet: Air Bear
12. She can't stand up: Chair Bear
13. She is always at the salon: Hair Bear